It's a Small World After All

"What do you mean Aladdin won't be out for another TWO hours?!?" Britney yelled at the defenseless Disneyland employee.
"I-I-I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do," the employee said.
"Fine!" Britney yelled and stormed off.
"I'm so sorry, my friend has a sometimes violent obsession with Disney characters," Allyson says, opens her purse, takes out a tissue and hands it to the now sobbing girl. Allyson looks around, sees Britney about to assault a young girl who happened to get to Jack Sparrow first and runs after her.
"No, Britney! No!" Allyson reaches her and grabs her wrist right as she's about to rocket past the parents. "No. We do not attack children. Look at me. It's just a picture. Let's grab some Dr. Pepper."
Allyson pulls Britney away from the scene and forces her down in a chair at a nearby cafe.
"You don't need to treat me like a child," Britney pouts.
"Whatever," Allyson says and walks to the register. "Two Diet Pepsi's please," she orders. She grabs them and walks back towards the table only to see that Britney has disappeared.
"Oh. Crap," she says and pulls out her cell phone. Britney's phone rings and rings but she doesn't answer. Britney ran off at Disneyland. Allyson looked around again, sighed and sits down at a table by herself and drinks both sodas. Five minutes passes. She burps. She gets up and decided to head to Space Mountain to see if the line is really long. Right as she gets to the entrance of Tomorrowland she hears in the distance, "Buzz Lightyeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!"
"Oh crap," she says to herself and runs in the direction of the voice. Up ahead she can see the figure of Buzz Lightyear writhing around on the ground and a slight glint of the sun reflecting off of Britney's retainer. She runs straight into a group of people and by the time she arrives at the scene Britney was gone. She hears sirens and sees paramedics running to Buzz to make sure he didn't suffer any longterm brain damage after the brutal assault.
Hot on the tail of Britney, Allyson runs off to where she assumed the next characters would be, ToonTown. She reaches the entrance of ToonTown only to be surrounded by thousands of strollers, Britney was nowhere in sight. Allyson slows to a jog and looks around, she didn't see any injured Disney characters, no crying children, Britney must not have come through here yet. Allyson keeps walking towards the middle of the area and suddenly hears someone shouting. it was coming from behind her! She whirled around and walked back towards the entrance. There was Britney! She was rapidly approaching Mary Poppins, who was surrounded by a group of children. Allyson sprints with all of her might at Britney and tackles her to the ground only seconds before she reached the first child.

TO BE CONTINUED